Happiness Is Key

Life's too short to be a grumpy bastard


have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

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When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

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How to greet your straight friends


Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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sexual education really needs to include hours of explaining how genitals actually work and showing pictures of how they can look and how there’s literally NO look that’s gross in any way. sexual education needs to bust myths that people actually think are true, for example that having a lot of sex makes a vagina “loose”. people should not be walking around thinking that shit like that is true when it’s the got dang year 2014.

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what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud


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*gains 5 pounds*

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